Topic: Lee Harris 3 Gig
I'm actually gonna reply to some of Monty's stuff because my entry was so brief.
05/06/2003 08:07 AM - The Lee Harris Trio
Our next task is to see if we can fit an entire band, and all equipment into a Ford Matrix.
It's a Toyota Matrix. http://www.toyota.com/matrix
We began to load up, and by the grace of god, and some hugely complicated packing methods everything fits. Tightly.
Monty fails to mention that the next two or three times we have a much harder time packing the car, especially after having a few beers. On the van rental experience-back when Monty had a job, he'd email me forty times a day with arbitrary commands and questions. One of these days, after finishing my paper route, I opened an email from him asking me to check on van rentals. I stayed up 'til about 2 PM looking for van rentals and emailing Monty back and forth. I finally convinced him we should take the Matrix-he was ready to drop about 300 dollars on a Windstar because it had a TV and VCR in it. I spelled out the finances to him and he saw the light. If we had rented the Windstar we would have started the trip, best case scenario, about 200 dollars in the hole. You know a band is in trouble when I have the mist common sense.
We get a couple wrong turns, take a couple truck routes we shouldn't, and with the Playboys constant speed of around 15 on the interstate, we show up at Rehoboth beach in about 21 hours (5 actually). The dude seriously does drive slower than everyone else on the road. I tell him he's gonna get pulled over, and he says "For What?", and then C-Dog chimes in with "OBSTRUCTION!". We had white haired grandmothers passing us in the other lane, flicking us off and shit.
I took one truck route, and we got to see some neat airplanes sitting in a field. I set the cruise control at 74 in a 65 zone-not sure where the 15 m.p.h. factoid comes from. I also have low car insurance because I haven't had a ticket since 1988.
Hotel is a little seedy, with a couple scenes happening that don't neccesarily appear law abiding.
Corey and I saw a lady at a hotel room door on a cell phone, and we heard her saying "It costs 30 bucks" and a few other things leading us to believe she was up to no good. Later when I saw her out of the corner of my eye I wasn't so sure she was a she.
We start out with our mellow stuff, but soon move into the rockers. People seem to dig it, but we definetly drive out some older groups who are there for dinner. We are a rock band after all.
We started with a slow song, and then another, and another. No one was leaving-they seemed to be enjoying their dinner. Since we had suspended our set list, we were winging what to play next-and Monty was getting restless. He suggested we take it up a notch-and because he was on a slight drum riser, and didn't have the spotlight thingy glaring in his face, he had a better feel for the audience. We fired up out blues/Fats Domino-type song, and people sat there and seemed to like it. Tempting fate once and for all, Monty suggested we take it up another notch to our loudest, fastest, most intense, obnoxious song. We do, and that's when the folks started streaming out.
The booker also thanks us for doing the whole set tonight, and informs us that we have an opener for tommorrow night.
Actually the booker tells me "You guys are horrible, pack up and leave." Not sure if he's joking or not, I keep a poker face and wait a second and he starts laughing. He then tells us we were 'great.'
We do our second set and finish up. Night was fine.
Well, during the second song I broke a guitar string, then I decided to try 2 of the guitar songs on piano, and they were disasters. We tepidly played two or three more songs and gave up, basically. I was screwing up all night long.
We are informed the one of the waitreesess has a tattoo that has won awards, and she is in lots of magazines.
She buys a demo and tells us her mom lives in Midlothian-the town Monty and I grew up in. She wants to come see us when she's in Richmond.
we find out the manager took care of our whole tab.
Not exactly. The manager picked up our tab for the beer consumed during the show and before the show. This last round (17.00) was paid for out of gig money. The manager paid us after we were done, asked us to please play quieter the next night. I could sorta tell someone at the bar wasn't keen on us, but could never figure out who it was.
05/07/2003 - The Lee Harris Trio
All we had were t-shirts, you gotta pack light when traveliing in a sub-compact with all the equipment. We determine there must be a thrift shop in the area where we can score sweaters and whatnot from the 70s for like 2 bucks. We are correct. C finds a nice vintage work jacket, thank gasoline attendant style, for like 3 dollars. The playboy, scores a "Rehoboth Seafood" wind breaker for like 75 cents. I am fortunate enough to have brought along a pantagonia thermal shirt, but I do pick up a "Texas Wisonsin Border Caf?" t-shirt for 99 cents.
Monty neglects to mention his idea-go to the Old Navy Outlet Store and buy things there. I spotted the salvation Army and lobbied hard for it. We went to an activewear clothes store and best they could come up with was a 40 dollar sweatshirt. After convincing Monty that the Salvation Army "washed their clothes first" we headed there-the cost of Corey and me's coats was 3.00 total. Then, we went and bout 18.00 a pound cheese. haha.
We go to the room and explain this to the Playboy (who on the ride home is convinced we didn't tell him everything)
I wasn't ever told there was a choice involved 'til we were almost at the interstate. All I was told was "we're not playing tonight, come on, we're leaving."
This is a low point of the tour.
Especially since when I got home at 2 AM I went and delivered the Sunday Papers with my substitute, not falling asleep until 7:30 AM. Those are the expansions and corrections submitted for your perusal.
Lee does not drive 74 Miles Per Hour
I know for a fact I looked over a couple times, and saw the speedometer on around 50
Re: Lee does not drive 74 Miles Per Hour
!!!!!!!
Maybe when driving on the beltway in DC in a traffic jam.
I always set the cruise control 9 miles an hour above the speed limit.
Posted by Lee Harris
at 1:01 AM EDT